Lol, so I accidentally met this woman whose in my inbox right now on Saturday. Accidently because I’m shopping for an outfit for later ln that night and she’s like “do I know you from somewhere?” I took off my shades to get a better look. “NOPE”
She asked “are you on a dating site?”
I looked around for the camera crew…
I bit the bait, “yeah”
She says “you have funny pictures up?”
I’m like “uh, not really lol”
She asks “you were eating ribs at a bbq in a photo?”
JACKPOT!!! – I said “I’m a vegetarian, wrong guy.”
So she says “alright then, you still look good tho”
Then she raised her fist up to give me dap.
I said thanks and kept looking for my fit. I can be random or weird at times but this was just awkward.
Now back then we exchanged numbers nshit, but she dissed me, because to her I was a fat catfish. In my profile I had a little or something for the weight because I’m NOT skinny or slim.
So back then, when she dissed me she was asking for a full body photo to get to the bottom of me not being skinny part. I sent a photo of me standing up at a bbq eating but it wasn’t ribs. I remembered this exchange because of the exchange we had this morning.
Lol so back then, she was saying “I don’t date fat guys” And I’m like defending myself lol, “I’m not fat… I’m thick, maybe chubby… But not fat.” She didn’t believe me and that was the end of our corresponding UNTIL I saw her Saturday lol. Now she’s talking all this “you’re not fat, you’re sexy… Photos don’t do you any justice. All heart eye emoji with it 😍😒
I’m probably a catfish too because I don’t think I look like my photos lol.
This was my laugh of the morning and wanted to share. Lol